Saturday, March 29, 2008

Daddy's suntan lotion

There are somethings that go on in a household that should not be made public, they most certainly should not be written about on the internet for all to read.

This is one of these things...and I don't care b/c I laughed so hard I have to share!

I come home from lunch with a couple friends and I find Handsome Hubby and Thing 1 hanging out. When I left T1n was napping...thank god! It was a much needed nap! HH was a little bummed that I was leaving while he was sleeping b/c that is generally our weekend nookie time. Okay, who am I kidding, that is our only nookie time and he's lucky if he gets that.
Big belly + swollen lady parts + sex = not a good time.

So HH is on his lap top and T1 is running around...being T1. He gets quiet and I look over and he's sitting in HH's computer chair holding a bottle of lube. Yep, that's right ladies and gentleman (assuming there are any guys that would actually read this) lube.

Apparently HH decided he needed to let off a little, ah, steam while I was gone and Aiden was sleeping....but left the bottle sitting next to his computer. No, T1 didn't open it and try to use it has hair gel or lotion, although that would make a much better story. I just laughed uncontrollably and told T1 to give it to daddy. Of course HH can't see what I'm laughing at...and gets up. He takes the bottle and tells T1 that it's 'Daddy's suntan lotion' *insert eye roll here*

I've been harassing him about it all day b/c I think it's freaking hilarious. And yes, I realize that it was sitting at the computer b/c he was watching porn. My husband watches porn, I know this and I'm okay with this. If I was in the mood and only got nookie every 2 weeks, I'd be watching porn too. Okay, no I wouldn't b/c I just laugh, but whatever, you get the point.

1 comment:

Jill said...

OMFG! Our husbands really ARE the same guy!