Monday, November 3, 2008

How to not lose weight

1. Eat sushi...lots of sushi
2. Dip in to your childs Halloween candy and shamelessly eat 7 snack size candy bars at once...b/c really? 1 simply is not enough.
3. Eat pizza for dinner.
4. Order a salad for lunch, with a side of garlic cheese bread...and finish it all off, by yourself.
5. Go home after eating that and pour yourself a drink, b/c after working all day on a Sunday and eating like crap...what's a few more calories?

3 comments:

Karol said...

Have you been spying on me?!

(except for the sushi part, still haven't ventured there yet!)

Brooke said...

Stupid fun size makes it seem okay to eat 7. That's why they are small right?

Shoulda been a belle... said...

You've been tagged Redheaded Mama!

xoxo