Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Okay, really?! I mean, REALLY?!

Michelle Duggar is knocked up once again.

I'm sure everyone is going to be blogging about this today...but whatever. Call me a follower.

I just don't get it, I really don't. If someone cares to explain it, go for it.

19 KIDS?!?!?! NINETEEN?!
Once this one is born:
That is 171 months that this woman has spent being pregnant
14.25 YEARS of her life have been spent knocked up
5021.25 DAYS of her life, she's another human taking over body

I'm sorry, I get that some people enjoy being pregnant but that just does not sound like a good time to me.

Also, this quote from People is about the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my entire life:

"I was in Weight Watchers with Jim Bob and I wasn't losing any weight," she said. "I couldn't figure it out. I was doing what I should. And the baby, who was nursing, was fussy. I kept thinking, 'This isn't right. She isn't teething, she doesn't have an ear infection. I'm not cheating on my diet, I should be losing weight.' Then, I put two and two together and wondered if I could possibly be pregnant."

Um, lady, you have had EIGHTEEN children. 18!!!!! HOW...HOW can you not know you are pregnant?! Come on now. Someone needs to send this chick a copy of Taking Charge of Your Fertility and teach her the signs to look out for.
I get that they're against birth control and it's gods will and blah blah blah...but you don't need to be a rocket scientist to have an idea of when you are fertile and I don't know...maybe just skip the horizontal mambo for a few days.

And speaking of...how in the hell do you even have the energy to HAVE sex with 18 kids?! I barely have time and energy with TWO!!!



3 comments:

Kati said...

These people amaze me. Really. I dont get it.. but whatever!

andrea said...

i had full intentions of blogging on this today. but i don't have the energy.

i don't understand.
and i would never in a million years have the energy to have sex with my husband after 18 kids!!lol

*Noelle* said...

oh i know!!! i don't have time or energy for SEX with 2 kids!! that woman is crazy!!!!

so do they have the older ones babysit the youngers ones while they "romp around in the hay"?? EWWW!!