Friday, September 18, 2009

Out of the mouth of a 6 year old

**picking up HH's paycheck, kissing him goodbye**

M: Love you, baby
HH: Love you too
T1: He's not a baby, he's a maaaaaan

**in the car, getting ready to head to the grocery store**

T1: Are we going yet?!
M: Turning around to look him in the eye That is what I am always telling you about. You don't need to say things with the attitude. It's not what you say, it's HOW you say it. All you had to say was "mommy, are we going to leave? or Mommy are you ready?"
T1: I can't see your eyes, all I can see is my leg
staring at my sunglasses and lifting his knee to see the reflection
M: mumbling, Good conversation, kid. Glad we had that talk

**picking up eggs at the grocery store**

T1: Mommy mommy, they're hatching!!
pointing frantically at a flat of eggs, one is cracked
M: No sweetie, they're not hatching one is just cracked.
T1: No mommy, for real, it's hatching.
M: Alrighty kid, whatever you say

**in Walmart**

Strange old lady: looking at T2 Oh, I love your shoes. Aren't you a cutie
M: pushing cart away so strange old lady doesn't rub T2's head like a watermelon
T1: He's my baby brother. He came out of my mommy's belly
poking belly for emphasis


3 comments:

*Noelle* said...

rofl! now i know why he and gavin bonded SO WELL in ohio! two peas in a pod!!

i was reading to gavin last week at night and i was stupidly tired and kept laughing... he says to me "whats so F-in funny?" just like that! i was like WHAAAAT??? "you don't say that!!!" NO idea where he got that from!!!

noelle ♥

GreedyGirl said...

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Very cute, kid conversations are so funny.

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Mommy of M's said...

HAHAHA, sounds just like my oldest. Attitude and all!