I went through a few names and really haven't found one that I like and that I feel suits me.
So, if you read this (I'm guessing someone out there in cyber space reads my nonsense, maybe?) give me your ideas!
Things you need to know about me and things you will probably hear about:
I'm married to a video game addict who also happens to be a computer geek, but love him anyway
I have a crazy 5 year old
I am about to have another baby (BOY!)
I have a fat cat named Four
I am outnumbered in my house, even the cat is male
My family is far from normal
I am a terrible housekeeper
and I'm sure there are others...but that pretty much sums it up :)
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Bring on the diapers
For me, not the baby.
Seriously.
It's one of those fun things that nobody bothers to tell you about before you get pregnant. Wetting your pants. Not just for infants and old people anymore.
Last week I wake up in the morning, come downstairs for a few minutes...head up to get in the shower and my pants are wet. Not just a little wet, like when you didn't quite run to the bathroom fast enough. Trust me, while PG there is a lot of running to the bathroom. No...my pants were wet like I was a 2 year old being potty trained. Of course I am thinking 'WTF is this all about'. I didn't even feel like I really had to pee and didn't notice they were wet when I got up and walked downstairs.
Of course I ask online, everyone says call the doctor...so I do. I go in and have to have an exam. Yep, more metal objects in my swollen hoo-ha. Fun times...especially when she didn't use nearly enough lube. Yea, could you hurry it up lady this is not my idea of a good time. If I'm going to be walking funny the next day, I damn well better get an orgasm out of the deal! (that came later on in the weekend...)
Nope, my water didn't break...this baby isn't headed for the exit just yet. I just wet myself. lovely, just lovely.
Now I wake up every morning and go straight to the bathroom, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Seriously.
It's one of those fun things that nobody bothers to tell you about before you get pregnant. Wetting your pants. Not just for infants and old people anymore.
Last week I wake up in the morning, come downstairs for a few minutes...head up to get in the shower and my pants are wet. Not just a little wet, like when you didn't quite run to the bathroom fast enough. Trust me, while PG there is a lot of running to the bathroom. No...my pants were wet like I was a 2 year old being potty trained. Of course I am thinking 'WTF is this all about'. I didn't even feel like I really had to pee and didn't notice they were wet when I got up and walked downstairs.
Of course I ask online, everyone says call the doctor...so I do. I go in and have to have an exam. Yep, more metal objects in my swollen hoo-ha. Fun times...especially when she didn't use nearly enough lube. Yea, could you hurry it up lady this is not my idea of a good time. If I'm going to be walking funny the next day, I damn well better get an orgasm out of the deal! (that came later on in the weekend...)
Nope, my water didn't break...this baby isn't headed for the exit just yet. I just wet myself. lovely, just lovely.
Now I wake up every morning and go straight to the bathroom, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Morning funny...and a quick update
I haven't posted much lately, mostly b/c I've been tired...and lazy. Yes, I am a blogging slacker, go figure.
Anyway, not a whole lot going on. I spent the weekend in Pittsburgh with my cousin...it was fun times. We shopped, we ate, we relaxed...I got to take a shower without interruption and eat an entire meal all to myself! I bought stuff for Ian's room...have I mentioned that I LOVE IKEA? LOVE.IT!
Aiden has been sick since Sunday. No idea what is wrong, we go to the Dr. today. One minute he's fine and the next his fever spikes and he's coughing. Haven't slept through the night, or at the very least with just waking up once. It's more like every 2 hours. Maybe Aiden is just trying to prep me for June.hmmm...
At any rate, on to my morning funny. Well I think it's funny, but he's my kid. :)
"Mommy, I need to show you what Four did"
Pulls pant leg up to show the tiniest little scratch
"He scratched me!!"
"Sweetie, he just thought you were coming over to play, he forgets he has claws and gets excited sometimes"
"But he didn't say he was sorry"
"Well, he can't talk"
"He can meow. He could meow and tell me sorry."
How do you argue with that!?Guess I need to find a book on teaching the cat manners ;)
Anyway, not a whole lot going on. I spent the weekend in Pittsburgh with my cousin...it was fun times. We shopped, we ate, we relaxed...I got to take a shower without interruption and eat an entire meal all to myself! I bought stuff for Ian's room...have I mentioned that I LOVE IKEA? LOVE.IT!
Aiden has been sick since Sunday. No idea what is wrong, we go to the Dr. today. One minute he's fine and the next his fever spikes and he's coughing. Haven't slept through the night, or at the very least with just waking up once. It's more like every 2 hours. Maybe Aiden is just trying to prep me for June.hmmm...
At any rate, on to my morning funny. Well I think it's funny, but he's my kid. :)
"Mommy, I need to show you what Four did"
Pulls pant leg up to show the tiniest little scratch
"He scratched me!!"
"Sweetie, he just thought you were coming over to play, he forgets he has claws and gets excited sometimes"
"But he didn't say he was sorry"
"Well, he can't talk"
"He can meow. He could meow and tell me sorry."
How do you argue with that!?Guess I need to find a book on teaching the cat manners ;)
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