Sunday, April 6, 2008

I hate you

This is what I want to say every time Jared turns over in his sleep without so much as blinking. Then there is me. My night goes something like this:

Drink milk, chocolate only (or something juice/water)
take vitamin
check locks on the door and car
go pee
adjust blankets on bed
crawl in to bed
adjust head pillows
adjust back pillow
lay on right side with blanket under belly and wrapped around legs
try to sleep...
sit up, baby is cutting off air flow
'roll' over...stick a basketball under your shirt and then try to roll over in bed, there really is no rolling involved.
adjust pillow under belly
adjust blanket at back
try to stretch legs without getting a leg cramp

3 hours later...

get up to pee
start over

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